GOATS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!
Subject: General Tech | May 25, 2016 - 03:28 PM | Jeremy Hellstrom
Tagged: gaming, goat simulator, #MakeSpaceGreatAgain
That's right, those insanely beautiful bastards over at Coffee Stain Studios did it again, Goat Simulator: Waste of Space will be arriving tomorrow on Steam as DLC, likely at the $5.00 price point the previous GoatZ and Payday DLCs sold for. It features a lightsabre so impressive it will throw Kylo into a sulk, romance plot lines that put Mass Effect to shame, facehugger spitting goats and plenty of self referential humour as well. The trailer is below and you can read a bit more over at Rock, Paper, SHOTGUN.
You are a goat too!
"Then there’s the faux-Schwarzenegger narrator. “Listen to me, you bastards,” he demands. “You will stop at absolutely nothing to make the galaxy great again.” Which evidently involves licking a crew member’s face who has cherry-topped cream cakes covering their nipples."
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