GOATS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!

Subject: General Tech | May 25, 2016 - 03:28 PM |
Tagged: gaming, goat simulator, #MakeSpaceGreatAgain

That's right, those insanely beautiful bastards over at Coffee Stain Studios did it again, Goat Simulator: Waste of Space will be arriving tomorrow on Steam as DLC, likely at the $5.00 price point the previous GoatZ and Payday DLCs sold for.  It features a lightsabre so impressive it will throw Kylo into a sulk, romance plot lines that put Mass Effect to shame, facehugger spitting goats and plenty of self referential humour as well.  The trailer is below and you can read a bit more over at Rock, Paper, SHOTGUN.

You are a goat too!

"Then there’s the faux-Schwarzenegger narrator. “Listen to me, you bastards,” he demands. “You will stop at absolutely nothing to make the galaxy great again.” Which evidently involves licking a crew member’s face who has cherry-topped cream cakes covering their nipples."

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May 25, 2016 | 03:40 PM - Posted by Butthurt Beluga

I wish I could make shitty meme games and make money

May 26, 2016 | 09:15 AM - Posted by Anonymous (not verified)

But can you make them fun like Goat Simulator? Doubtful.

May 26, 2016 | 09:06 AM - Posted by Master Chen (not verified)

Mmm, milk dat goat, MILK DAT GOAT WELL!

May 26, 2016 | 09:16 AM - Posted by Anonymous (not verified)

I read that title in the voice of Mike Stoklasa.

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